So, I've been trapped in a mine 1,000 feet underground for the last couple months, but thankfully I have been rescued and nurtured back to health.
I was reading one of Dave's blogs today, and he mentioned that he liked reading my blogs, and that they were "lighthearted" or something, so I figured, "hey, I think it's time for a new blog entry". Well, now that I'm out of the mine and back at home, I figured I could spend some time writing. Unfortunately, I don't think Dave will read this as I'm pretty sure he's still in the mine. In fact, I don't know if he survived the large explosion (due to methane gas) that blocked us in there. I don't think anyone knows his status right now (and I don't mean 'status' like, "In a relationship with Kaylee B [Governor Simcoe H.S.]"...I mean whether he's alive or dead. I think my last blog also dealth with the whereabouts of Mr. Schwartz. He surfaced for a couple days after that blog, but that's when this horrible mining disaster took place. In fact, I even went to Taco Bell tonight in hopes of finding the man, but I was instead greeted by a black "fella" named Ashton, and a girl wearing a hijab named Nihal or something (my brother knew her). No Dave.
Other than the search for Dave, I've pretty much been just getting used to life in the outside world again. Being trapped in a mine for so long really gets to you. If some of you people could update me on what's been happening in the last couple months, that would be great. Also, if you can answer any of the following questions, that'd be even better!
1) Are the World Trade Centers rebuilt yet?
2) Does McDonald's still have those amazing Shrek flavoured shakes?
3) Where is Dave?
4) Is R. Kelly still running around trying to attack little girls?
5) WWJD...for a Klondike Bar?
6) Is there any plans for a reunion tour for either Len, LFO, Prozzak, B4-4, or Alliyah?
7) Did the Leafs fire JFJ yet?
8) Where is Dave?
9) Did they discover that Tupac Shakur is indeed Montell Williams?
10) Who shot Mr. Burns?
Thanks for the help adjusting me to the real world :-)
